Saturday, July 3, 2010

Happy Fourth of July!

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  1. I woke up with cotton in my mouth this morning.

    This flag looked like a 4th of July brownie. Why are brownies on my mind? My therapist is on holiday today, oh well. It will pass, or I'll have my dream later today at a family picnic.

    Vanilla pieces on a field of blueberries. The white could have been some pastry frosting. My monitor's contrast is weak, making me subject to these fantasies. The real tip off was the wood floor.

    A big ugly portabello mushroom with a leathery face walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

    One more chocolate surprise:
    A pastor visits an old parishoner lady and sits with her in her parlor. There's a bowl of peanuts on the table. The phone rings and she says, "Pastor Brown, I'll be back in 10 minutes." As the pastor sits there waiting, he mindlessly eats peanuts and before he realizes what he'd done, the bowl is empty. He is embarrassed. When she returns, he says, "Mrs. Senex, I am so sorry. I've eaten all your peanuts!" She says, "It's alright Pastor Brown, with my poor teeth, it was all I could do to suck the chocolate off them!!"

    -- Jagan Nath